klaatu:

pleatedjeans:

oh you know, just a smiling sloth. [x]

Hello Clarice, Why So Sad?
My Agent called and I get to stunt double for Rocket Raccoon in  Guardians of The Galaxy….what dya mean CGI’s don’t need stunt doubles? Look I know I’m a sloth but its OK, they said they’re filming the stunts in slow motion.

klaatu:

pleatedjeans:

oh you know, just a smiling sloth. [x]

Hello Clarice, Why So Sad?

My Agent called and I get to stunt double for Rocket Raccoon in  Guardians of The Galaxy….what dya mean CGI’s don’t need stunt doubles? Look I know I’m a sloth but its OK, they said they’re filming the stunts in slow motion.

unradly:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Y’all some creative motherfuckers


The Squeal and Peel.The Hit it and Quit it.Make some goop and fly the coop.

unradly:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Y’all some creative motherfuckers

The Squeal and Peel.

The Hit it and Quit it.

Make some goop and fly the coop.

(via theblackship)

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

murderotic:

everywhere

Ok, but let’s just call it marriage, because thats all it is: two people getting married. Referring to it as ‘gay marriage’ separates it into some kind of new fictional category- and, well, there’s really no need to do that. If you must call it something, maybe call it ‘equal rights marriage’ or something that refers to all of us and promotes unity for all of humanity.
Just a thought.

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

klaatu:

Lotion check.Basket check.Sisters check.Soon I will have enough of their flesh for my woman suit.

klaatu:

Lotion check.
Basket check.
Sisters check.
Soon I will have enough of their flesh for my woman suit.

(Source: octopusmotor)

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

Ah.. The sweet tastes of anarchy!

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Tags: rebellion

www.WheresGeorge.com

boomerstarkiller67:

Star Trek NBC Promo Art (1966)

boomerstarkiller67:

Star Trek NBC Promo Art (1966)

(via anglophilium)

insomniaticsnowyowl:

zing
durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

Best life hack ever.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

Best life hack ever.

(Source: theothermayor, via mymommademypage)

gunrunnerhell:

FN FNX-45 Tactical

Polymer framed .45 ACP handgun from FN. Though it has features you’ll find on other tactical pistols; threaded barrel, suppressor sights, picatinny rail, it’s unique offering is the fact it’s slide is already cut and milled for the use of a rear mounted reflex sight, like the Trijicon RMR. (GRH)

This makes me happy.

(via klaatu)

"I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."

— Jon Stewart (via bl-ossomed)

Well said, John, well said.

(Source: ghostisborn, via sassy-holly)

Happy birthday to the ground!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via disgustingwasteland)