archiemcphee:

American oil painter Donald Roller Wilson combines the polished realism of the Old Masters with a cast of eccentric anthropomophized animal characters, including dogs, cats and plenty of primates - many of whom are smokers - to create awesome pop surrealist portraits. His regular characters include Cookie the Baby Orangutan, Jane the Pug Girl, Jack the Jack Russell “Terror,” Loretta the Actress Cat, Miss DogAmerica, and Patricia the Seeing Eye Dog of Houston.

According to the New York Times, “Donald Roller Wilson’s goofy, hallucinogenic, Old Master-style painting of monkeys, dogs and cats dressed up in antique costumes may be kitsch, but it’s high-quality kitsch, like good beach reading.”

One of our favorite things about his paintings is that Donald Roller Wilson creates a brief narrative for each of them, much like Travis Louie (previously featured here) does for his own ever-expanding cast of characters.

We recommend visiting Donald Roller Wilson’s online gallery to view many more of his wonderfully strange paintings and read the stories that go with them.

[via Faith is Torment]

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The inside of that pitcher reminds me of the Predator’s mouth…

The inside of that pitcher reminds me of the Predator’s mouth…

(Source: delta-breezes, via le-aah)

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

In the black trunks; his expression of disbelief!

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

In the black trunks; his expression of disbelief!

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via fuckyourheroes)

humorstop:

Dog in a dog


The result of a “double dog dare”, no doubt.

humorstop:

Dog in a dog

The result of a “double dog dare”, no doubt.

(via death-by-lulz)

rubyetc:

mainly spongy

rubyetc:

mainly spongy

awalkingdeadphish:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

If somebody is feeding a dog a vegan diet, That should be cause for a report of abuse because dogs are natural carnivores who need animal proteins to survive!


Although some veggies make great snacks for K-9’s, it is important to balance their nutritional intake (just as you should do for you own self!) with healthy choices and common sense.Vegetables are ok, but wont satisfy all of a dog’s needs.A few good snack ideas:- (Real) Peanut Butter- Cooked Chicken (Boneless)- (Real) Cheese/ Cottage Cheese- Baby Carrots- Salmon- Pumpkin- Eggs- Green Beans (with no added salt)- Apple Slices - Cooked Oatmeal(Just keep in mind some dogs are sensitive to new foods and may poop differently as they adjust to them.)Cheers.

awalkingdeadphish:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

If somebody is feeding a dog a vegan diet, That should be cause for a report of abuse because dogs are natural carnivores who need animal proteins to survive!

Although some veggies make great snacks for K-9’s, it is important to balance their nutritional intake (just as you should do for you own self!) with healthy choices and common sense.

Vegetables are ok, but wont satisfy all of a dog’s needs.

A few good snack ideas:
- (Real) Peanut Butter
- Cooked Chicken (Boneless)
- (Real) Cheese/ Cottage Cheese
- Baby Carrots
- Salmon
- Pumpkin
- Eggs
- Green Beans (with no added salt)
- Apple Slices
- Cooked Oatmeal

(Just keep in mind some dogs are sensitive to new foods and may poop differently as they adjust to them.)

Cheers.

(via mymommademypage)

stunningpicture:

Was at a record store today, seems that some guy is making miniature drum sets in soda cans

stunningpicture:

Was at a record store today, seems that some guy is making miniature drum sets in soda cans

Tags: drums

How much of your life has been spent staring at a progress bar?

:)

Tags: weird al

Anonymous said: Towards the whole "pronouns hurt people's feelings" topic. Am I REALLY the only person on the planet that thinks people are becoming far to sensative? Nearly to the point that they shouldn't leave their little home bubbles in the case that a bird chirps next to them in a way that sounds like a mean word. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're becoming a little TOO coddling and people need to learn to deal with simplistic shit like words. And yes, I've been insulted and made fun of. I got over it. So can you.

thefrogman:

Supposedly invented by the Chinese, there is an ancient form of torture that is nothing more than cold, tiny drops falling upon a person’s forehead. 

On its own, a single drop is nothing. It falls upon the brow making a tiny splash. It doesn’t hurt. No real harm comes from it. 

In multitudes, the drops are still fairly harmless. Other than a damp forehead, there really is no cause for concern. 

The key to the torture is being restrained. You cannot move. You must feel each drop. You have lost all control over stopping these drops of water from splashing on your forehead. 

It still doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. But person after person, time and time again—would completely unravel psychologically. They all had a breaking point where each drop turned into a horror. Building and building until all sense of sanity was completely lost. 

"It was just a joke, quite being so sensitive."

"They used the wrong pronoun, big deal."

"So your parents don’t understand, it could be worse."

Day after day. Drop after drop. It builds up. A single instance on its own is no big deal. A few drops, not a problem. But when you are restrained, when you cannot escape the drops, when it is unending—these drops can be agony. 

People aren’t sensitive because they can’t take a joke. Because they can’t take being misgendered one time. Because they lack a thick skin. 

People are sensitive because the drops are unending and they have no escape from them. 

You are only seeing the tiny, harmless, single drop hitting these so-called “sensitive” people. You are failing to see the thousands of drops endured before that. You are failing to see the restraints that make them inescapable.

STAY POSITIVE!

Water torture?

You talk as if being misunderstood is a rare fate tied uniquely to the use of pronouns.

Hey- it sucks. I get that, but we all have to play the cards we are dealt, and the world is cruel and life is unfair.

Hell, my life was no picnic- i grew up hard and fast, made mistakes and had bad breaks. But even I am not immune to harsh words or cold realities.

Remember there is a difference between ‘spreading awareness’ and ‘complaining’. The fact is we all get treated poorly by our fellow human beings, and we all have our own demons to slay.

So spread kindness, in words and in deeds, and live the best life you can, despite the demons. Common ground is rare, but good will is contagious and breeds positive people.

If we all do it- we may find ourselves with nothing left to be sensitive about.

Tags: weird rant

A life spent in mourning is no life at all.

Tags: mourning

twerkinbaby69:

having compassion and sympathy for drug addicts is not the same as being “pro-drug” 

If you view drug addicts as the scum of the earth then you’re just a hateful/ignorant person 

Its a disease- a health issue. Treat it like one.

(via whatdoesitevenmatter)

Tags: addiction

pearlsnapbutton:

so-treu:

randywhorton:

ims0intoyou:

imfreshlysqueezed:

minusthelove:

nosdrinker:

:’)

shoutout to you doing what you love young black men

tiiiight gonna give them a listen

Finallyyyyyyy!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when’s the last time a major music label put so much money in to an all-Black ROCK band?
this is huge.

I <3 them!!!

Sellouts.

pearlsnapbutton:

so-treu:

randywhorton:

ims0intoyou:

imfreshlysqueezed:

minusthelove:

nosdrinker:

:’)

shoutout to you doing what you love young black men

tiiiight gonna give them a listen

Finallyyyyyyy!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when’s the last time a major music label put so much money in to an all-Black ROCK band?

this is huge.

I <3 them!!!

Sellouts.

(via shmemson)